Welcome to the Steelers, Will Howard

Thank you. So far so good. The other son and wife are heading the other direction for their scheduled appointment today. She is at 26 or 27 weeks. I get 2 this summer. Happy grandpappy.

 

Ask the mom if you can video the birth for all your friends here

 

Except he had to play in the playoffs to get to , and win his. Tee only had to win one game in the post season

 

no thanks. i did my time in the birthing room. i'm telling you they ought to make snow tires out of those things.

 

My daughter was born by Cesarean, but I have no idea what the procedure looked like. I'm normally not squeamish at all, but I had no interest at all in seeing my wife cut open like that. I was allowed in the OR, but they had a curtain keeping me from seeing anything but her head and right arm. (The arm was to give the anesthesiologist access, I think.) When the surgeon asked me if I wanted to see my daughter being born, I looked over at the anesthesiologist and asked if I wanted to see. He realized I meant that I wanted to see the birth, but not the opening they had cut in my wife. He told me to just look straight ahead and not down, and I'd be fine. I did exactly that.

 

None of my dads doctor friends liked delivering babies so they all asked my dad to do it

He brought about 4000 babies into the world including most of the kids in my grade school

He told one of my very large friends he slapped him twice when he was born

He also told a groom while in the wedding reception line that he had seen the grooms wife naked

 

I was so ugly when I was born the doctor slapped my mother.

 

My generation could use this statement beaten into their thick skulls a couple novemdecillion times.

 

All of my kids were born C-section. I remember the curtain. I was told to stay behind it or I would contaminate the sterile field. But there was a mirror positioned for seeing what was going on. I just sat there and talked to my wife the whole time. She was awake through them but sedated enough she either didn't feel or didn't care what they were doing. Once the babies were out the anesthesiologist pushed that plunger and my wife went nighty night. The nurse handed me the child and I carried them to the warmer.

Now, with the grands, I haven't been at the hospital. I wait at home until I get the call. I go see them the next day.

 

I can see that

 

I read that in Jackie Gleasons voice ala Smokey & the Bandit lol. Junior, remind me to smack yo mama when we get home.

 

That prompted me to find other Rodney Dangerfield quotes:

• I went to see my doctor. I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
• My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
• I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
• I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."

 

It is a Rodney Dangerfield joke, not Gleason, though any line sounds funnier in the voice of Sheriff Buford T. Justice.

 

"This your grandson? Oh, great kid! Now I know why tigers eat their young!"

 

Because the kid that called Sanders those idiots put their prank call on social media.

 

will, do you have prince albert in a can?

 

All B.S. aside, how true do you think this actually is? "Gruden thinks Howard is the best Qb in this draft ."

I ask, because rumor has it that Jon Gruden will be returning to the NFL next year. Mike Tomlin has never had to develop a QB, and the last 2 years of watching Tomlin chasing Shortcuts like Rus Wilson and A-Rod, should have the Rooney's closing the window on Mike Tomlin's coaching career here in Pittsburgh.

Would Jon Gruden be ready to go all in on Will Howard if he were to come to Pittsburgh next year???

Imagine reading a headline like this at the end of the year.
Pittsburgh Steelers Hiring Jon Gruden As Next Head Coach

 

Its possible. Gruden belivess Howard is the Best Qb coming out of that draft. Just saw he posted a pick of Howard at the Pitt football game yesterday.. That be said Rooney isn't the type of guy to bring Gruden in . because of Grudens past . Rooney isn't the type of guy to rock the boat because of someone's past.