I hate summer

Weinstein?

 

Unfortunately, the same goes for older and fat girls.

 

Old, and fat girls need loving also.

 

Go for it. Enjoy.

 

Last summer my aunt that lives in Oregon was complaining about 88 degrees. Aunt Marie do you know who you’re talking to and where I live?

 

One Crazy Summer. Great 80's movie.

 

I pay someone to mow 3 acres and I mow 24 more on occasion

I’m going to continue until I’m dead

If I moved into a senior community I’d probably knock myself off

But I don’t play golf and my property is my hobby

As I get older I just hire more help

 

Most my non golfing friends have gardens in their yard for things to do. They will putter around all day in them but most still hire someone to cut their grass.

 

That's like My Brother, he moved to Boston awhile back, and he said it's comical how they start complaining as soon as it hits the 80s.

 

I seriously dislike having to do it. When I'm doing it, I can think of 500 other things I'd rather be doing.

 

I was vehemently opposed to my parents moving into a retirement community. Now I’m like thank dog yall moved into a retirement community. What am I going to do with my 96 year old mother with althzeimers

My sister moved to New Hampshire and every now and then she will start to complain about the heat to me and then suddenly change subjects

 

My wife and I don’t have any kids and I envision one day we will be wandering around out here alone and just die

If one or the other gets in bad shape we have already made plans on how to get to the end

Until then we are having fun

I think

 

The difference is you do it as work and I do it just to make my world look nice

You can’t just blow it off ( I assume) and if don't feel like doing it for a month or until next year I can

Although I will say riding on a tractor with a bush hog is boring as all crap it’s not like a riding mower where you can drink a beer while you do it

I had two local farmer friends who during the same week had accidents mowing one is permanently mangled the other dead

 

Morbid thoughts My Man. Let hope that's a very long time from now.

 

It can be dangerous. I know/knew a guy who drowned bush/brush hogging.

 

It’s not on the agenda at the moment

But it’s not morbid to plan ahead even if way ahead

Go on your own terms

And now back to our regularly scheduled Steelers chit chat

 

So funny seeing all those boots and hats at a golf course. The country music festival got rained out last night. They were on a wide open beach when the lightning started.

 

If anyone remembers the Summer stripper scene when Rick and Morty keep dream jumping, especially on her seducing both her grandfather and brother, then you know how extremely cringy this scene can be. I mean, it's bad enough there's incest stuff out there, but having a dream version of Summer try to seduce her own family like that? Well I'm not on board either and Rasticore probably wouldn't be either.

summer summer summer

is officially here

 

But it wasn't their dream of her like that,, it was the school teachers, dream dream. LoL
If You ever noticed that's where scary Terry got his name from.
I always thought it was funny that a lot of people call him that, and yet didn't know that's where his name came from was Rick and Morty .

 

I used to have to spend months at a time in Acapulco. As the locals said, there were only two seasons: Hot and really hot! We would have to split the work day in two parts. Between 0900 and about 1600, the deck would be too hot to stand on with ungodly humidity!

 

We also have no kids. People always asking who will take care of us when we can't no more. As for me I don't give a crap. My biggest fear is her going before me. I golf and she takes care of everything else.

My dream death is on a golf course some years from now. I know two guys who died while golfing and each has a bench named after them. I was a group behind the one guy. His buddies said your up and looked over and he be gone on the bench. I golf with an 86 year old sometimes and he always says will today be the day.

 

My uncle was still playing golf at 100 so keep going

Although as he said if I only feel like playing 7 holes today then
I’m only playing 7