Happy Fathers Day

Happy Fathers day to all you dads out there. God Bless and have a wonderful day and hopefully you get to spend it with those you love. mine will be fun this year with that picture of 4 generations together.

 

Happy Dad day to all. I've always wondered if I have some children in Europe. I wasn't the best boy in the 70's when I was over there.

A woman who works in France's military industry was searching for her Father some years back. I was actually contacted as were some of my shipmates but it wasn't me.

 

makes me think of the guy that went to the DR. and came home in a brand new suit. the wife said why are you dressed in a new suit? the man replied that Dr. said i was impotent and when your impotent you got to dress impotent.


or

the old biker got pulled over by the highway patrol. the patrolman thought, i'm having a good day i'm going to mess with this guy a little and let him go.

the cop walks up and says what's your name and the old biker said fred. the cop said fred what? the old biker said just fred. the cop got curious and said well fred what's your story, why just fred.

fred said, well at one time i was fred johnson and i was a pretty smart guy and went to college and then i went to med school and became a doctor. then i was fred johnson MD. after a few years i got bored just being a doctor and i always wanted to be a dentist, so i went back to school and became a dentist. so then i was fred johnson MD, DDS. life was good and i went on vacation to Vegas. i met a girl and we had fun but she gave me VD. so i was fred johnson MD, DDS with VD. the dental board found out i had VD and took my license, so i was fred johnson MD with VD. then the medical board found out i had VD and took my license and i was fred johnson with VD. the VD took my johnson so now i'm just fred.

 

The good Lord has blessed me and my wife with 7 kids, 5 daughters and 2 sons. Looking forward to the cookout this afternoon and maybe even some Steeler gear as a gift.

 

hope you get that grill that burns the steelers logo into your burgers.

 

Happy Gramps Day

 

thank you my friend. happy pappy day to you.

 

Have a day!

 

So it was YOU who gave her my phone number? Damn you!

 

My wife was adopted

With these dna tests she was contacted by her “sister” who she didn’t know. Apparently she suddenly had a whole family she didn’t know. Father was military and moved a lot

The family was from West Virginia

The first comment my wife received from social media or ancestry or whatever was “I hate to break it to you but you are a Hillbilly”

 

Thanks MD! Back at ya and same to all the fathers out there on TSF!

 

Happy Fathers day to all Dads and granddads out there ----even great grandpas

 

How about great great uncles for those of us who didn’t have kids

 

you got kids. they just have 4 legs.

 

from what steel machine was saying, maybe we found daddy.

 

What's cookin' Father's Day edition:

Went over to the folks place and made dinner for everyone. Grilled prime ribeyes medium rare, lion's mane mushrooms grilled in garlic butter sauce, corn roasted in the smoker, and salad with marinated tomato, green onion, and cucumber.

Beer and wine, good conversation, and good weather. Mini steak sliced thin reserved for four-legged members of the family.

Hope all dads got some quality time with family, friends, hobbies, and life in general this weekend.

 

Ain’t not no way I’m mentioning that to my wife

 

Thats it

jk

 

None of the canines in attendance were dads, but expected honorary father's titles and treatment in exchange for their welcoming staff services and meticulous attention to keeping the floors clean of any food scraps happening to fall from a guest's plate.

 

I can’t get my dog to swallow a pill wrapped in peanut butter but drop that sucker on the floor and it’s gone in an instant

 

Mine has that gene as well.