HALEY FIRED!

Weak.

I'm on top of my April Fools day today. The wife has plans for a prank I know and usually gets me but I'm not buying into anything this year.

 

The best ones, and are the ones that are somewhat believable.

 

Perhaps like Big Ben accused of 3rd sexual assault?

That would have lit this place up like a Christmas Tree!

 

Tomlin, DL and Hayley fired!
Bruce Arians becomes the new head coach! Cowher hired for special teams, Whisenhunt for wide receivers coach!

 

I had just a brief moment of "WHAT??!!" and then I realized what day it was. Good one, TE.

 

LOL. I'm calling in to work today and telling them that I quit. Then I'm gonna call back and tell them April Fools. Thanks for reminding me TE!

 

LOL. Well UPS is a union job and you pretty much have to kill someone to get in trouble. Also my bosses know exactly how I am about practical jokes. One year I took some fake poop to work and put it in a trailer and said I refused to go in there because there was poop. They were like "yeah right" and I said "go look" and a supervisor went in there and smelled it and said "yep that's what it is"! Well here's the funny thing! IT DIDN'T HAVE A SMELL!!! It was just so convincing in what it looked like that it created like a power of suggestion phenomona. LOL. That was so awesome. Then one time I put up signs all over the building that said everyone was getting their hours cut drastically due to the Obama economic downturn and supervisors were going all over the building tearing those signs down! LOLOLOL! That was another good one. As it turns out this year my main supervisor just lost him mom the other day after losing his dad a few months ago and he was the one I planned to prank because me and him are pretty good friends but now I think I might do something a little more light hearted because I wouldn't wanna upset him. She was on life support and he had to pull the plug. That would be horrible. I'll get somebody before the day is over though.

 

That was exactly what I smelled when I opened this thread started by TE, POOP!! Haha.

 

yaaawwwwwwwnnnnnnnn

 

LOL. I'm such a rebel!

 

BFT Don't do it. Your boss may say he been waiting for you to say that Haha

Edit. saw the hard to get fired post now.

 

Yeah and as it turns out the guy I wanted to prank didn't even get to come to work because his mom's funeral was today. She died last week but they didn't wanna bury her on a holiday so they waited to have her funeral today.

 

UPS!!??

Yeah he's right...hard as hell to get canned from there. Hey, how you liking your 8 weeks paid vacation BFT???

My brother is a driver for UPS so I had to bust your chops a bit

 

Well I've only been there for 12 years so I only get 4 weeks off but my pastor has been there 32 and he DOES get 8 weeks. He also gets massive loads of cash. LOL.