How bout something positive for a change?

Since this is a positive thread I'll tell you this. Denver will be going to KC after they beat Bills. We will be going to Vegas to beat the Chargers and then Denver will be coming to Pittsburgh for the AFCCG. After this happens I'm trying out for Golf's Champions Tour

 

She should hook up with me, I'm a golfer and a Steeler fan. We'd have things to talk about after I freak out seeing her naked.

 

Why would we go to Vegas to beat the Chargers? I know they're not wanted in San Diego or in their home stadium.......

 

Wake and bake

 

After about 3 minutes she’d ask why you are still using a putter when you should be using a driver for the next hole.

 

CK is that your wife?

 

"What do you mean, wrong hole?"

 

I actually find her golf instruction videos quite informational. For instance I learned while watching her that the reason my balls were hooking to far to the left was because I have too tight a grip on my shaft.

 

No dammit, I will not let the foursome play through

 

C por K no?

 

Didn't Ben use to date her?

 

I hate to pose this but if the Steelers getting smoked this weekend leads to Tomlin retiring would you take that or door #2 gives you a win over the ravens and Tomlin stays for the rest of his contract? I never want them to lose but I would take the former if that meant a clean sweep of the coaching staff!

 

I've never wished for a Steeler loss in my lifetime, and won't start now.

That being said, if we do happen to lose and MT is shown the door - I won't lose any sleep over it.

 

Because with a driver you only get one stroke

With a putter you can have many strokes

 

I would take a win over the Ravens because that would shatter their fans and wreck the whole franchise.

 

If I saw Paige take off her top then I would have a stroke.

 

The Chiefs are way less "scary" than the Bills. Let's get this one and go on a little run!! Go Steelers.