What's Cookin? show down in rat town edition

for all the marbles in the afc north saturday. all the Christmas baking and cooking should be going on for many. this should go down as the dress rehearsal for Christmas eve and Christmas day grubbing. i'm guessing jeh will have shrimp involved. i'm leaning towards chili dogs or something like that for the game. too much money tied up in the C-Day food and don't feel like hauling it around any more days than necessary.

 

Shoot, I forgot we have a diner engagement Saturday. It's at a bar and restaurant so TV's will be showing game. I'll get a hamburger and fries and try to pretend an interest in the conversation at the table.

 

Something like this?


UH HUH
YEP
SURE
I AGREE
YOU DON'T SAY?
GET HIM DAMMIT!!! COME ON DEFENSE!!!!!!!!

OH NICE
REALLY?
UH HUH
YEAH
THAT'S RIGHT MOFO!!! NICE PLAY NICE PLAY!!!!

 

Chicken Parmesan sandwiches with long hots and fries.

 

Don't forget to grab a few fecal mints from the glass bowl on your way out.

 

You'd think that STD would have this covered, you know, Baltimore being the crab capital and all.

 

Fecal mints? I actually love those round ball type mints this bar has at the door. Matter of fact they yelled at me once for pocketing to many.

 

It's a matter of logistics - many folks head to the head on their way out of restaurants and bars and then stick their possibly unwashed hands into those big glass bowls with unwrapped mints or whatever before exiting. At least they used to be unwrapped, especially in Chinese restaurants, but now Health Depts. negate that practice.

 

Are crabs considered an STD
I got mine from a blanket camping.

 

LOL
ROUND BALL MINTS
GURGLE GURGLE.

What I like is when a youngster, typically being carried out by an adult, most likely their stupid parent.
Reaches in the bowl grabs one puts it and the whole hand into mouth slobbering like Jenna on a fist, then reaches slimed up hand into bowl again, only to feed ,earlier mentioned stupid parent, multiple mints while they exhibit the yummm sound sucking on all the fingers , while youngster then returns double orally dipped hand into bowl for another handful of fecal mint balls.

This all takes place while I am scratching my genital area waiting to pay bill , before I dive into a handful of .....

 

In the same ballpark, so to speak.

 

forgotten one please post list of restaurants you go to so I can make sure I never eat there .

 

I just figured out what the term "based on a graphic novel" means when watching movie credits.

 

pastorbob, I see the same situation at Communion too.

The days they "share the wine" is even worse.

 

Apologies,
I'm prepping for the holidays and visiting family. Definitely, gets pretty loud and obnoxious.
Of course, all in good humor, but still a lot of backhands to the head from the matriarch. In typical fashion we blame Mom when smacked, because you know , it's her fault there's so many.

LOL

 

Can I have an Amen?

 

AMEN.
Throw in the magical ring of the bells.

 

Think I’m going to dive into the Heinz Field cookbook again tomorrow to see if anything peaks my interest.

 

Exactly how do you forget this

The schedule came out in April or May

And YOU people make fun of me for being old

 

I have to disagree

I’ve been to many places for crab including Dungeness Bay and the Alaskan King Crab festival on Kodiak Island

Baltimore is way down the list

For me the Bering Sea is at the top

 

Hey I’m multiculture it’s not just shrimp but seafood in general

I’ve invited friends for a Christmas Day since I will be at the game on Christmas

Penn State at noon then Steelers

Crab cakes and eggs for breakfast with champagne

Shrimp bisque later on

Grilled lobster tails and filet just before Steelers kickoff

The invite I sent said pajamas booze food and football

Everyone spends the night at the country lodge

 

I think the crabs they are talking about come from the Bunny Ranch.

 

I’ve been in the “general vicinity” of the Mustang Ranch

 

Bunny Ranch, Mustang Ranch, hostels massage parlors. Never been to any of them but getting out of Tijuana unscathed was probably a big accomplishment if I may say so myself.

 

I would agree with you though, I'm not a fan of crab of any variety.