Some times it just hits you

In the first quarter of the Pittsburgh Steelers' Week 13 win over the Cincinnati Bengals, running back Najee Harris exited the contest briefly after it appeared he suffered an injury.

"Thanksgiving," Harris said. "(Tight end Pat Freiermuth's) girlfriend Jill, she made this fire-ass banana thing. And I had too much. I didn't know it affected me until that first drive.”

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl...steelers-week-13-win/275501f1749cef1e33392418

 

So glad he didn’t crap his pants

 

Good thing he didn’t eat any of that Skyline Chili or most certainly would have.

 

That is one way to say you're out of shape lol

I was wondering what happened there. I thought he pulled a muscle with how quickly he gave up on that play. Glad it wasn't an injury.

 

Tomlin didn’t have him prepared to face an inferior opponent.

 

You know what they say -

It goes in smothered and covered…..

 

Harris was going to unleash something in December, that's for sure.

 

No I think he was probably having some digestive difficulties and when those hit its hard to run.

 

Hard to run yes

But I sure as heck walk fast

 

I can remember my Brother saw a Porter John across the field at a Park and he was doing that fast walk. Only problem was this old lady who was closer to it made it there before he did. I’ll leave the rest of the story to your imagination.

 

My buddy had a job as a state park crewman. He was working at Lake Wilhelm in Mercer County and was loading up all of the port a johns into the back up of a truck with a forklift because it was late in the fall and fishing was pretty much over. He was lowering one into the truck when the door flew open and a guy sitting on the John with toilet paper wrapped all around him was yelling and cussing.

 

When you are sliding into first and you feel a sudden burst...

 

For god’s sake man, you blaming a player having gas on Tomlin? I’ve read a lot of stupid comments on this forum, but this my friend take every bit of the cake. <snip>

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345 million people in the USA and only one doesn’t think this is funny

 

Do you think maybe just maybe there was a touch of sarcasm in Glenn’s comment

 

Yes!!! The same with mine!!

 

I’m apparently slow on the uptake

 

With cheeks tightly clenched.

 

Give it some thought and you'll laugh about it. I thought it was a great pun.

 

Since it's on the board. Last year on a short golf course I was walking and aiding a 90 year old guy. (RIP) We were at the furthest point from the clubhouse aka the bathrooms. He stopped and looked at me and said, "I gotta poop". I'm no spring chicken but I had to run to clubhouse, borrow the golf cart, rush back to him and we thankfully made it back in time. Barely according to him.

 

So maybe it wasn't about the obvious?

 

Only happen once, but I had been having problems with My stomach one day, and I told My boss, but He was like....we have to get this job out, and so forth....anyway I was doing some welding on some butt splicing, and had an eye on the burn table, cutting some camber for flanges, and I seen a torch get too low, and I ran, and jumped onto the burn table, and bam!!!!! Needless to say....I wrapped my shirt around My waist, found a guy to watch the table, climbed in my Jeep, and went home.
After a shower, and everything....I called the boss, and told Him what happened. It took a year at least to live that one down.

 

So now we all know the real source of all this E Coli contamination and subsequent recalls around the US.