Caption This! 2024 Week 8

TJ: Scissors beat paper, like TJ beats Daniel Jones, like Steelers beat Giants, like......

 

Enough!! Next time those guys hold us, we cut their f***ing hands off!

 

I don't think you can come up with a better caption than TJ and Highsmith playing rock, paper, scissors in the middle of the Gaints' backfield.

 

Rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock.

 

let's count how many times MT has screwed up a challenge.

 

TJ…..See I hit the ball with my left forearm here. Alex…..Then you grabbed it like this.

 

Dang. They need to take their shoes off.

 

These two were so dominant, they had time to learn the "macarena" between plays!

 

Highsmith: Well I was circumcised about this far up.....Watt: really .....Mine was all the way this far up.... I got screwed.

 

Do these gloves make me look fat?

 

or just say the number on TJ's jersey

 

"So... how exactly is GP getting the same foot down twice in the end zone not equal to getting 2 feet down in the end zone"?

 

hey, I've been watching the MLB Playoffs and those guys do some strange stuff when they get on base. Kind of like this.

 

agreed. not even gonna insult that absolute gem with another caption

 

I was thinking- T.J.- scissors cuts paper. Hah, three in a row. I get the sack, the forced fumble, and the recovery next play.

 

It is both feet down not 2 feet down. Been that way forever.

 

I know you're not going to believe me, but dude, mine is this big!

 

Agreed, but one foot, and a hand is down, an elbow somehow equals two feet. So I can see where people may get confused.

 

It's also a 'caption this'. Lol

 

LOL. Went way way way over my head. Boy I feel short today.

 

If I win I take the right side this time, if you win your choice, tie we both get the sack.