2024 Pittsburgh Pirates

Ortiz stops them in 5th. Bucs need a damn run or two.

 

Don't forget striking out. He was at .199 his last at bat. A hit and he breaks the Medoza Line but of course he struck out.

 

Why is he here?

 

Bullpen game and we made it to the 7th. Ortiz did an amazing job keeping them off the board. This game is going to piss me off. I can feel it.

Prove me wrong boys!

 

Looks like both teams are hungover. Lets go Bucs!

 

So close but a great catch by Gonzales. We still have a shot!

 

Tellez HOME RUN!!!!

 

Well the fat 1b comes through! 1-0 your Buccos!

 

And still under .200 average

 

I have speculated that he has something incriminating on someone in the front office.

 

They should DFA Téllez and if there are no takers, dress him in a pierogi suit and make him run around the outfield. It doesn’t have to be a total loss.

 

Need a clutch 2 out hit from Reynolds.

 

Certainly dont need to add any extra stuffing in suit.

 

1-0 for them battling Bucs. I'd love 6 easy outs but it is the Bucs.

 

Great play by Gonzales for 1 out.

 

Cmon Holderman… lets hold them to no runs!

 

Lets try and get an insurance run here.

 

Holderman holds them and we need 3 more outs. Fingers crossed.

 

Rowdy frigging Tellez 2 out hit to score 2. 3-0 Bucs!!

Fickle fans hated him this morning and loving him now.

 

He was not producing. I'm glad for him. He has accounted for all three runs today. Hopefully he's coming out of that horrible slump

 

BUCS!! Breaking it open!

 

BUCS 2 games under .500. and Roberto Clemente scoreless innings. 21 straight going back to last 3 with Dodgers.

 

Now enjoy the Hockey game tonight.

 

Tellez was the man today. Keep it up

 

BLUTO, I apologize for all that stuff I said about DFA ing you, putting you in a pierogi suit, trading you to the Steelers to use in goal line situations, and renaming the Mendoza Line the Téllez Line. I hope you are done with that slump.

When he does get hold of a pitch, he can hit one out with no more effort than flicking a booger.