The Official Calvin Austin III Thread

I love peeing outside. Pretty often I choose to do it versus confined spaces. I even have a sticker on my water container proclaiming this.

Didn’t know others shared the preference.

Now I just gotta get better on the wind direction thing…

 

There are around 150 males in the United States. If every one of us took a whiz outside just once a day it would save 150 million gallons of water a day from being flushed away.

 

Do you think they will allow Austin to return Punts and Kicks this year?

 

A shorter bush yes

This bush totally disappeared

 

A shorter bush yes

This bush totally disappeared

 

Brazilian then.

 

With his speed I would think so

Otherwise he’s useless on special teams and therefore less useful as a roster position

 

I’m not sure what that means

Send pics

 

How much water are you drinking?!

 

Every time you flush the toilet uses a gallon of water, unless you just wait until the end of the day and flush everything away. Wait I see what I did now. I put 150 males instead of 150 million. lol

 

It’s not water I’ve been drinking that makes me pee

Heck one day I was at a farm party drinking beer eating watermelon and….

 

Right now the official Steelers roster has him at 162

At this rate he’ll be 154 by camp

 

As a freshman at Memphis he was 5'5" and weighed 140 but still got a D1 scholarship.

 

I cant remember which regular poster said this, but he stated Austin made college players look like little boys. While its much easier doing that in college (even mid tier Memphis D!), it is going to be a lot more difficult in the NFL. The speed is there, the shiftiness, but the talent level is also greater across the board. I really hope he can do it, and stay healthy...until he does its just a fantasy.

 

Austin is good in Madden game. but it's just a game so who knows.

 

Why is a college receiver even in a Madden game

Or is there a Madden college version

 

You’re still off. The low flow toilets are 1.6 gallons per flush so 240million gallons saved. Of course that’s assuming every toilet has been switched out to a low flow.

 

Shew…that scene and those flying monkeys used to scare me to death as a kid.

 

That and the original 1931 Frankenstein monster

 

150 males...10 million gallons each daily...they'd have to look like the from all the flushing

 

LoL. You know it scared My Sister, and little Brother also. I always wanted one. LoL